Pretty Nice little Tuesday

Pretty major sports Tuesday, several topics to cover. We'll get to what we can but I doubt we can cover everything...I don't know if we'll have enough time.

Big news, that you heard first here, North Texas will host Super Bowl XLV

Since you come to Sports Bullies for all the most up to date information on the web, here are the VERY FIRST Super Bowl XLV Predictions:

JJ: The Dallas Cowboys defeat the Cincinnati Bengals. Bill Cower coaches the Boys to his second Super Bowl victory.

KC: Cowboys over Cleveland Browns. Da Boys win "the Battle for Brady Quinn", as Tony Romo out duels Quinn who had an off day due to his on going custody battle with now ex-wife Scarlett Johannson. Score Dallas 137 Cleveland -4

**Correction KC informs me that his prediction was 137 to -5 because "how could you get -4??!!?" **

Lincoln: Dallas beats New England. The Cowboys end the Pats back to back Super Bowl run as Wade Phillips out coaches Bill Belicheck with Tony Romo catching the game winning touchdown on a half back pass from the leagues leading rusher, Darren McFadden. Coach Philips' use of the single wing offense will earn him a spot in football lore. Despite the late game heroics, Super Bowl XLV will always be remembered for the half time show when Hanna Montana experiences another infamous 'wardrobe malfunction.'

Brian: Redskins beat San Diego 27-14. The Redskins philosophy of spending tons of money on over the hill superstars finally pays off as a new technology is discovered that reverses physical aging. The Redskins, lead by a resurgent John Elway and Jerry Rice, demolish the competition in route to thier super bowl win. (Jerry Rice actually did not use any age reducing cream, he simply doubled his offseason training regiment). A young looking coach Joe Gibbs dismisses questions about use of the age reducing technology by saying the team won simply because they were "super smart". Super Bowl MVP Clinton Portis says he is going to use his super bowl earnings to buy a dog training and fighting facility. Roger Godell upon hearing the news crys and itches his sandy vagina.

Dallas the pre season favorite to win the super bowl fell short due to Tony "Homo" Romo botching an extra point hold for the 5th season in a row. Dallas Coach Wade "son of bum" Phillips defends his decision to keep Romo in as the extra point holder by saying "My man boobs are not as big as Parcells but they still have power!!!!"

KC: Who wins in a fight, Wade Phillips vs a Hurricane?
Lincoln & JJ: Wade Phillips!!
KC: Not so fast my friends, the name of the hurricane is hurricane Wade Phillips.
Lincoln: Oooohh
JJ: That is a tough one...

Brian: I don't think you can actually say Super Bowl, we might get sued by the NFL for saying it. Look out for Goodell!

Sorry that we have to cut this blog short...JJ made the kitchen explode...no time to explain.