Crazy Athlete of the Week!

Congratulations to Fred Evans of the Miami Dolphins for winning the coveted crazy athlete of the week award. There were many worthy submissions this week but Evans managed to blow them all out of the water. According to police reports, Evans was riding in a cab when he vomited all over the cab and became engaged in an argument with the cab driver. Eventually police arrived on the scene and Evans refused to get out of the cab. He then bit a police officer on the wrist and got tasered....twice. Hey Fred Evans, Pacman Jones called he wants his life back. Now I have a lot of experience riding in a cab while drunk, and I know that if you ever feel like your going to be sick you just ask the driver to pull over and you do your business of the side of the road and then continue home. It works out a lot better for everyone involved. Evans apparently thought differently and he ended up tasered and in jail. Well Evans, with the league-wide crackdown on douche bag behavior like this, you might need a new line of work soon. Your in luck, with biting skills like that Michael Vick just might allow you to join his dog fighting ring! Hey at least they're house broken.