Krevor here with this week's winner of our most popular award: Johnnie Morton!Johnnie Morton has run away with the coveted crazy athlete of the week award. You may remember him as the "good enough" WR for the Kansas City Chiefs. Well shortly after his retirement he decided to start fighting in Mixed Martial Arts.
Now I am no Joe Rogan but a skinny receiver like Johnny Morton should probably not be fighting. In football we usually leave that to linebackers and offensive linemen. Well Morton apparently had an edge. Years of training? No. Chuck Norris as his trainer? No. Could it possibly be a form of performance enhancing drugs? Ding ding ding! We have a winner! You guessed it he took steroids and he took a lot of them. The LA Times is reporting that his body had 10 times the levels of the steroid epitestosterone that a normal human (not even Floyd Landis) should.
Johnnie a little bit of advice the next time you try to become an ultimate fighter do it through real training and hard work and not a shot in your ass. Then maybe you wont get your ass kicked so hard next time. Fortunately for Johnnie he will probably be suspended for a year so he can either train like a real man or think of a better thing for a retired receiver to do...I got it be an annoying T.V. personality, it works great for ex-cowboys pansy receivers Michael Irvin and Keyshawn Johnson and hey you already have the drug use down!
***Please note: Krevor is a Redskins fan so anything he says about the Cowboys or Former Cowboy Greats should be immediately discounted***
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