What We've Learned

We learned several things this weekend.

1) Jerry Jones reads this blog, but he only started to after Bly was traded to Denver.

2) Louisiana has a major problem with Chupacabra's.

3) You can make it rain in bars in New Orleans.

4) There is no breakfast in Lafayette. Anywhere. Period!

5) I still hate pledges.

6) No shirt, no shoes, no service does mean you can have no pants and still get a drink at a bar (it really happened)

7) My streak of being the best looking person in an IHOP is still intact.

Quotes from this weekend:

"Sir, would you please stop screaming and asking for burritos?"

"What? All I heard was 'skullfucking.'"

"I'm not, NOT asking for road head."

"We're going to have to ask you move away from the window."